For Chopsticks In Chinese is pronounced KuaiZi, which sounds like soon to get a son.
因为筷子在汉语中读作“Kuaizi”,听起来很像“快得儿子”。
It's nothing serious. I think you've been very fortunate. Have you ever used the hot-cloth-and-frozen-peas treatment?
不要紧。我认为你非常幸运了。你用过热布---冻豌豆疗法吗?